[ Dave isn't good at prolonged silence, unfortunately, so he'll start rambling again in five... four... three... ]

Cool, formalities and pleasantries out of the way, I'm guessing you're the new guy around here since you can't hold the fucking dreamberry for shit and you're doing the typical "what's around here. I'm ass backwards right now and need someone to gently hold my hand and guide me through this trying time" thing.

[ He didn't even wait for two :C ]