savesthedance | First Shield ☆ Video

[Since Steve had arrived in Somarium, he had spent his time trying to adjust not only to this new world, but this new time. Coming from 1944 to a modern age was definitely not easy, but he was doing...well, well enough, especially with the help of Tony.

And now he was finally giving his Dreamberry a try.

...

Yeah, the feed's upside down. But fortunately he realized it pretty fast, flipping it over with a sheepish grin.]

Sorry. First time, uh, using this...thing. [He rubs the back of his head for a second, then he gets a bit more serious. He was on a mission, after all.]

First off, I'd like to ask. Is there a tailor anywhere around here? I have a suit I need fixed up. [His poor Captain America suit. It sure got beat up in that plane crash.]

Secondly, is there....a place to buy motorcycles? I kinda miss my Harley. [It wasn't the only thing he missed, but he was trying not to think too much on Peggy right now. And since he couldn't get drunk still, what better way to keep his mind off things than by getting a motorcycle?]

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First off, why the hell is this thing to hard for people to hold right? Jegus fuck.

Second, Harley's her own woman, bro. Not sure you should be talking like that.

[He's so unsure of what to say back for a while...]

Sorry. I've...never used something like this before. [Sorry, dude. He's technologically impaired.

And now also so confused.] I was talking about a type of motorcycle, not a woman.

Sure, nice cover. But I tell you what, you knock off the creeper bit and I'll let this one go. I'm a nice guy like that.

W-What? Really, Harley's a motorcycle. [He's....not even sure what's going on anymore.]

It's almost like you're trying to convince yourself this is legit. Okay, okay, I got it bro. We'll say she's a motorcycle and pretend everything's honky-dory. Now just hold it there while I phone in the funny farm.

[ And this one's probably not making anything any more clear right now ;asdf ]

I'm not-- [You know what, he gives up. Sighing just a bit now.]

I'm sorry if you mistook what I said for something else, but honestly, I really wasn't trying to sound disrespectful to women - or, ah, Harley.

Fuck, dude. You're totally sincere about this, aren't you?

...Why wouldn't I be?

Cause only chumps do the whole completely earnest thing.

Chumps, huh? Then I guess I'm a chump.

No surprise there.

[He...just...what can he even say back to that?? So he's just staring at his Dreamberry, glad you can't see his confused expression as he stays silent.]

[ Dave isn't good at prolonged silence, unfortunately, so he'll start rambling again in five... four... three... ]

Cool, formalities and pleasantries out of the way, I'm guessing you're the new guy around here since you can't hold the fucking dreamberry for shit and you're doing the typical "what's around here. I'm ass backwards right now and need someone to gently hold my hand and guide me through this trying time" thing.

[ He didn't even wait for two :C ]

[He's almost unsure if he should even respond, but he goes ahead and does.]

Yeah, I'm pretty new here. But...the technology here is nothing like what I've got back home. Learning how to use it all isn't exactly easy.

No, seriously? Wouldn't have guessed considering your masterful use of it here.

I'm sure I can't be as bad as some people. [At least he's trying.]

As far as I've seen? Bottom ten percent.

[There's an awkward chuckle.] Well, I'll work hard to get better. Will that make you happy?

It's not about making me happy, man. It's about making yourself presentable in the modern era.

Right. But I'll keep at it, okay? I'm sure I'll get the hang of it...eventually.

By all means, troop on, trooper.

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