[Hey, Captain America, have a slightly awkward teenager delivering some slightly awkward news.

Hope you're ready to be uncomfortable!]

Uh, so, hey--

You're 'Captain America', right? [He's Spider-Man, and somehow he still feels ridiculous saying that.]

I-- uh-- well not me, your--

[Ahem. Give him a moment.

Okay.]

Don't kill the messenger, okay? Your obsessive arch-nemesis-slash-possible-date-to-superhero-prom-slash-'Its-Complicated-On-Facebook-Relationship'-buddy-slash-Halloween-Masquerade-Barbie friend... guy... thing...

Wants to call a truce with you.

Uh. So. ...How do we feel about this?

[He's going to hope you remember him from the five seconds you two spoke; actually, he almost hopes you don't. Just please say 'yes' and don't try to make him explain your complicated frienemy relationships anymore?]