(This is JARVIS, Mr. Stark's personal AI. You may assume that anything within the brackets is my own personal remarks and anything out of them is Mr. Stark's. Unfortunately, he has given orders to transcribe his words so while they are unintelligible I am forced to send them to you.)
FUCK, DOOFUS. I'M NOT ON FIRE WHY DID YOU JUST DOUSE ME? JESUS, YOU'RE WORSE THAN DUM-E. Okay, that was a tiny fire, but it wasn't going to kill me.
Give me that.
Okay, Rogers. You didn't see any of this and you definitely didn't see me calling Pepper my fuckbuddy. I want to be able to continue to get laid.
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(This is JARVIS, Mr. Stark's personal AI. You may assume that anything within the brackets is my own personal remarks and anything out of them is Mr. Stark's. Unfortunately, he has given orders to transcribe his words so while they are unintelligible I am forced to send them to you.)
FUCK, DOOFUS. I'M NOT ON FIRE WHY DID YOU JUST DOUSE ME? JESUS, YOU'RE WORSE THAN DUM-E. Okay, that was a tiny fire, but it wasn't going to kill me.
Give me that.
Okay, Rogers. You didn't see any of this and you definitely didn't see me calling Pepper my fuckbuddy. I want to be able to continue to get laid.
Don't cockblock me.