[The look currently on his face is so devious. JARVIS is worried. Steve should be worried too if he could see it.]
(I highly suggest ignoring him.
Cockblocking is an informal colloquial term used to say that an action has prevented someone from having sexual intercourse. In this case, Mr. Stark believes that if Ms. Potts were to ever see the contents of this conversation, she would rightfully be angered and withhold sexual intercourse from him as punishment.)
JARVIS, you better not be interfering.
Cockblocking is stopping someone from getting laid, fucking, doing the horizontal tango, the beast with two backs, inserting tab A into slot B, threading the hole, sow their oats, plugging the hole, fill her cream donut, score a homerun, plant their seed. But you'd probably know it as pitching woo or making whoopee. Those are truly terrible examples, good thing the world has moved on from that.
And so help me if you do this to me I'll make sure you and Agent Carter never ever get a moment's peace... not that you've done it yet. Trust me, I'd know if you did. Do you need tips? If the couple is inexperienced sometimes they might benefit from the presence of a more experienced individual.
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(I highly suggest ignoring him.
Cockblocking is an informal colloquial term used to say that an action has prevented someone from having sexual intercourse. In this case, Mr. Stark believes that if Ms. Potts were to ever see the contents of this conversation, she would rightfully be angered and withhold sexual intercourse from him as punishment.)
JARVIS, you better not be interfering.
Cockblocking is stopping someone from getting laid, fucking, doing the horizontal tango, the beast with two backs, inserting tab A into slot B, threading the hole, sow their oats, plugging the hole, fill her cream donut, score a homerun, plant their seed. But you'd probably know it as pitching woo or making whoopee. Those are truly terrible examples, good thing the world has moved on from that.
And so help me if you do this to me I'll make sure you and Agent Carter never ever get a moment's peace... not that you've done it yet. Trust me, I'd know if you did. Do you need tips? If the couple is inexperienced sometimes they might benefit from the presence of a more experienced individual.
(Run, Captain.)