voicemail;

[savesthedance]

[Insert witty voicemail message here]

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[technetronic]

That reminds me. I'm asking out of purely scientific curiosity by the way, it's either this or the shield and I'm pretty sure you sleep with that shield so this seems like the safer bet.

Did the serum really make everything bigger? Like really everything?

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[savesthedance]

[yes, he legit just sent a blank text. Because he had no idea how to even respond to that, and he accidentally hit the send button. The keys were seriously too small on this thing.]

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[technetronic]

JARVIS, did I just kill Captain America?

Shit, don't be dead. Don't be dead. Come on bring up the cameras in his room.

[...]

Jesus Christ, you scared me there. Hello?

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[savesthedance]

srry sent thaat ona acccciden

[NO COMMENT ON THE PREVIOUS COMMENT.]

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[technetronic]

[]

Yeah, don't do that again. I've got a bad ticker, remember.

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[savesthedance]

i remeember just didnt kno u carred wat happpens to me

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[technetronic]

[...]

I don't.

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[savesthedance]

yeah ?

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[technetronic]

[Don't take it personally. He can't even tell Pepper how much she means to him.]

You're mistaking vague interest for caring.

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[savesthedance]

Whaatevr u sayt