savesthedance | voicemail;

So Steve... There's this guy looking around for you. Red face, strong as a freaking ox. I'm pretty sure he wants to punch your face in. Sound familiar?

[It's a good thing it was voicemail at first, because Steve totally dropped the Dreamberry when he heard the message. When he finally responds, there's a very unstable tone to his voice.]

Y..Yeah, just...just a bit. But how did you...? Jensen, please tell me that guy's not...here.

[Jensen looks a surprised upon hearing the uncertainty in the other man's voice.]

Sorry to be the bringer of bad news but he is. Doesn't act like he's a friendly guy either. Unless punching people right in the kisser is his way of saying hello.

[skjalsjaldsjal okay, not good, not good--]

He's bad news. Like, take over the world kind of bad news.

[As for the getting punched thing....] He probably...thought you were me. [VERY AWKWARD CHUCKLE.] Me an' him kinda...left off on a bad note.

...Sounds like a certain someone I know.

Yeah, he sure did. And I wasn't even pretending to be you this time around. [HE'S NOT LAUGHING B(] Trust me, I could tell.

Seriously?

Yeah, well-- Wait, this time? [Momentarily distracted, but then going right back to important stuff.]

Listen, Jensen. This guy - he's not afraid of killing to get his way. If you see him up to something, do anything, you let me know, got it? I'm the only one that can handle him.

[Yeah, he's going to pretend he didn't say that...]

Okay, bad guy, got it. But you should you don't need any help trying to take him down. It probably takes some serious muscle just to get a hit past him.

[Steve'll bring it up again later. :T]

It does, that's why I'm the only one that can. Listen, remember when we first met? I told you I'd explain the suit one day? Think....I need to explain now.

[Oops...]

Yeah, I remember. [Sounds like he's going ot have to settle in for the long haul.] I'm all ears.

Basically, Schmidt, the guy you met. He was given a serum that heightened everything about him - strength, smarts, and every bit of evil. Thing is, the serum he had was incomplete, and...

I got the completed version.

[...He told Jensen he wouldn't believe it, so now it was time to see if he'd believe it.]

Steve. It's Bela.

Been taken into hospital with those symptoms of the virus. Bucky brought me there and I think he's sick too.

[Steve can't text, and...at the news he just got, it probably would only be worse than normal. Ignore the strain in his voice, because he's really stressed out right now.]

Good, just-- rest up, okay? We'll figure this thing out. I'll come see you guys as soon as I can, alright?

Yeah, I know. I'll see you when you get here, Steve.

It will be all right.

[This is dated a bit back to whenever Tony first found out what Steve had gotten Pepper for her birthday. Salt and pepper shakers, really?

I can't remember which kind you decided with in the end so imagine there's a picture of it here and then after that Tony sends this.

]

PS: Actually set your voicemail up will you.

Edited 2012-05-16 10:36 (UTC)

[Don't even question how he got this, how it was made, or even how he figured out how to add it to the message. Because, really, that's not important in the least bit, right?]

dontt know how srry

[Touché, Rogers. Did you ask JARVIS for help with that?]

Then get here and I'll fix it myself.

And I saw Pepper eyeing these.

 [Imagine there's a picture of ladies lingerie here because I am not googling those.] Get her them and I'll forgive you for those atrocious shakers.

[Possibly. But he's not about to rat out his helper.]

dies it realy matter......if she wantss those y dnt u get them for hr

[He has no money. He spent it all on the tower and the company.]

I'm the

the

the

[Can you tell he's actually having JARVIS transcribe his replies?]

Fuckbuddy? Stable-ish relationship person? Asdjklfjds JARVIS make sure you're not actually writing that!

Her Tony, there that's better. I have to get her something more personal.

Iiiiiiii ddnt follow that sory

What do you mean you don't follow I didn't say anything...

JARVIS, DID YOU JUST WRITE ALL THAT DOWN?! (I did and I'm sorry you had to see all of this, Captain. But I believe it was in his best interests.

Mr. Stark is currently throwing a tantrum.

Mr. Stark is making rather rude gestures at the cameras.

Would you like a video of this, Captain?)

Uhh what im confsed

[How was he supposed to know JARVIS could text for Tony?]

jdklf;jskldvjlwiejfsidklhwesfkjlslfjdlkjeidfkjlskjldgv

(This is JARVIS, Mr. Stark's personal AI. You may assume that anything within the brackets is my own personal remarks and anything out of them is Mr. Stark's. Unfortunately, he has given orders to transcribe his words so while they are unintelligible I am forced to send them to you.)

FUCK, DOOFUS. I'M NOT ON FIRE WHY DID YOU JUST DOUSE ME? JESUS, YOU'RE WORSE THAN DUM-E. Okay, that was a tiny fire, but it wasn't going to kill me.

Give me that.

Okay, Rogers. You didn't see any of this and you definitely didn't see me calling Pepper my fuckbuddy. I want to be able to continue to get laid.

Don't cockblock me.

[He's so unsure right now, and not for the reasons anyone else would be.]

Ok......but i dnt knoww hat that means

(Which part would you like me to elaborate further on, Captain?)

Hat? They're the things you put on your head.

(I apologize for him.)

no tat block thngf

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