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Steve Rogers ☆ Captain America ([personal profile] savesthedance) wrote2020-03-10 10:25 pm
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voicemail;

[Insert witty voicemail message here]
angleofthedangle: (05 ✘ that is one badass chick)

ic | voice

[personal profile] angleofthedangle 2012-03-11 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
So Steve... There's this guy looking around for you. Red face, strong as a freaking ox. I'm pretty sure he wants to punch your face in. Sound familiar?
angleofthedangle: (04 ✘ pretend that you are super evil)

voice;

[personal profile] angleofthedangle 2012-03-11 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Jensen looks a surprised upon hearing the uncertainty in the other man's voice.]

Sorry to be the bringer of bad news but he is. Doesn't act like he's a friendly guy either. Unless punching people right in the kisser is his way of saying hello.
angleofthedangle: (09 ✘ they did stuff to me)

voice;

[personal profile] angleofthedangle 2012-03-11 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
...Sounds like a certain someone I know.

Yeah, he sure did. And I wasn't even pretending to be you this time around. [HE'S NOT LAUGHING B(] Trust me, I could tell.
angleofthedangle: (15 ✘ do you have any hobbies?)

voice; serious muscle... (unsure)

[personal profile] angleofthedangle 2012-03-11 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, he's going to pretend he didn't say that...]

Okay, bad guy, got it. But you should you don't need any help trying to take him down. It probably takes some serious muscle just to get a hit past him.
angleofthedangle: (04 ✘ pretend that you are super evil)

voice;

[personal profile] angleofthedangle 2012-03-11 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oops...]

Yeah, I remember. [Sounds like he's going ot have to settle in for the long haul.] I'm all ears.
onsilksheets: (touched)

text (Bela can't voicemail rn | sent on 12th May)

[personal profile] onsilksheets 2012-05-13 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Steve. It's Bela.

Been taken into hospital with those symptoms of the virus. Bucky brought me there and I think he's sick too.
onsilksheets: (touched)

text

[personal profile] onsilksheets 2012-05-14 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know. I'll see you when you get here, Steve.

It will be all right.
technetronic: (ride in monaco)

text; YEAH I'M MAKING THIS IC, FIGHT ME

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-05-16 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
[This is dated a bit back to whenever Tony first found out what Steve had gotten Pepper for her birthday. Salt and pepper shakers, really?

I can't remember which kind you decided with in the end so imagine there's a picture of it here and then after that Tony sends this.

]


PS: Actually set your voicemail up will you.
Edited 2012-05-16 10:36 (UTC)
technetronic: (make new plans)

text; THIS IS LIKE CANON SCENES WE'RE DOING

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-05-17 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Touché, Rogers. Did you ask JARVIS for help with that?]

Then get here and I'll fix it myself.

And I saw Pepper eyeing these.
[Imagine there's a picture of ladies lingerie here because I am not googling those.] Get her them and I'll forgive you for those atrocious shakers.
technetronic: (can't be tamed)

text; Likewise~

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-05-17 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[He has no money. He spent it all on the tower and the company.]

I'm the

the

the


[Can you tell he's actually having JARVIS transcribe his replies?]

Fuckbuddy? Stable-ish relationship person? Asdjklfjds JARVIS make sure you're not actually writing that!

Her Tony, there that's better. I have to get her something more personal.
technetronic: (defeat vanko)

text;

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-05-17 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean you don't follow I didn't say anything...

JARVIS, DID YOU JUST WRITE ALL THAT DOWN?! (I did and I'm sorry you had to see all of this, Captain. But I believe it was in his best interests.

Mr. Stark is currently throwing a tantrum.

Mr. Stark is making rather rude gestures at the cameras.

Would you like a video of this, Captain?)
technetronic: (no more first names)

text;

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-05-17 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
jdklf;jskldvjlwiejfsidklhwesfkjlslfjdlkjeidfkjlskjldgv

(This is JARVIS, Mr. Stark's personal AI. You may assume that anything within the brackets is my own personal remarks and anything out of them is Mr. Stark's. Unfortunately, he has given orders to transcribe his words so while they are unintelligible I am forced to send them to you.)

FUCK, DOOFUS. I'M NOT ON FIRE WHY DID YOU JUST DOUSE ME? JESUS, YOU'RE WORSE THAN DUM-E. Okay, that was a tiny fire, but it wasn't going to kill me.

Give me that.

Okay, Rogers. You didn't see any of this and you definitely didn't see me calling Pepper my fuckbuddy. I want to be able to continue to get laid.

Don't cockblock me.
technetronic: (crash a fight)

text;

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-05-17 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
(Which part would you like me to elaborate further on, Captain?)

Hat? They're the things you put on your head.

(I apologize for him.)

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