Steve Rogers ☆ Captain America (
savesthedance) wrote2020-03-10 10:25 pm
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voicemail;
[Insert witty voicemail message here]
PS: Actually set your voicemail up will you.
Then get here and I'll fix it myself.
And I saw Pepper eyeing these.
[Imagine there's a picture of ladies lingerie here because I am not googling those.] Get her them and I'll forgive you for those atrocious shakers.
I'm the
the
the
Fuckbuddy? Stable-ish relationship person? Asdjklfjds JARVIS make sure you're not actually writing that!
Her Tony, there that's better. I have to get her something more personal.
What do you mean you don't follow I didn't say anything...
JARVIS, DID YOU JUST WRITE ALL THAT DOWN?! (I did and I'm sorry you had to see all of this, Captain. But I believe it was in his best interests.
Mr. Stark is currently throwing a tantrum.
Mr. Stark is making rather rude gestures at the cameras.
Would you like a video of this, Captain?)
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(This is JARVIS, Mr. Stark's personal AI. You may assume that anything within the brackets is my own personal remarks and anything out of them is Mr. Stark's. Unfortunately, he has given orders to transcribe his words so while they are unintelligible I am forced to send them to you.)
FUCK, DOOFUS. I'M NOT ON FIRE WHY DID YOU JUST DOUSE ME? JESUS, YOU'RE WORSE THAN DUM-E. Okay, that was a tiny fire, but it wasn't going to kill me.
Give me that.
Okay, Rogers. You didn't see any of this and you definitely didn't see me calling Pepper my fuckbuddy. I want to be able to continue to get laid.
Don't cockblock me.
(Which part would you like me to elaborate further on, Captain?)
Hat? They're the things you put on your head.
(I apologize for him.)
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