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Steve Rogers ☆ Captain America ([personal profile] savesthedance) wrote2020-03-10 10:25 pm
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voicemail;

[Insert witty voicemail message here]
peterparker: (ø This Is My George Stacy Face.)

[Voice] I'm So Sorry.

[personal profile] peterparker 2013-01-05 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, Captain America, have a slightly awkward teenager delivering some slightly awkward news.

Hope you're ready to be uncomfortable!]


Uh, so, hey--

You're 'Captain America', right? [He's Spider-Man, and somehow he still feels ridiculous saying that.]

I-- uh-- well not me, your--

[Ahem. Give him a moment.

Okay.]


Don't kill the messenger, okay? Your obsessive arch-nemesis-slash-possible-date-to-superhero-prom-slash-'Its-Complicated-On-Facebook-Relationship'-buddy-slash-Halloween-Masquerade-Barbie friend... guy... thing...

Wants to call a truce with you.

Uh. So. ...How do we feel about this?

[He's going to hope you remember him from the five seconds you two spoke; actually, he almost hopes you don't. Just please say 'yes' and don't try to make him explain your complicated frienemy relationships anymore?]
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[Voice] fff <3

[personal profile] peterparker 2013-01-08 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Peter has to take his own moment to pause, as he realizes haltingly--

Oh wow. He has no idea what the guy's name is.

Big Red just fit so well, he'd never bothered to ask. So had Blushy, Eyebrows, Matrix Trench Guy... there were loads, he was just so... so nicknameable!]


Uh...

[Okay, Pete, stay cool. Don't look like an idiot.]

Tall, dark and... stalker-y? You know, red guy. Can't miss him. Enjoys leather coats, talking about biology projects, and very probably is the future owner of a hairless cat?

[He babbles. He's sorry.]
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[Voice]

[personal profile] peterparker 2013-01-10 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh-- welp. Uh. That sounded... bleak. Not that he wasn't expecting some friction, but--...

Sighing, he chewed on his lip a moment before soldiering on.]


I, um... don't know him really. Or well, all I know about him is that he's way too interested in science projects, 'special snowflakes' and... well. You.

But um... I'm sorry, I saw that dream he had. With the-- with you dying?

[Wincing, because this is an uncomfortable topic.]

And I suggested that he correct that, since... since it isn't right, right?

Look, he agreed to back off if you'd agree to it too. I may not know the situation, but I know that no one deserves to be the target of that kind of violence. And if there's even a small chance of putting a stop to it, it's worth checking out.

[On that point? He's confident.]
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[Voice] ---> [Video]

[personal profile] peterparker 2013-01-14 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay. Okay, okay. Voice, meet video. He figures-- he figures if they're doing this then he should seem a little a more confident in it. Stand by it.

He stands by the principle, even if when the feed cuts in he's chewing his lip and looking mildly sheepish. For the record, that's more about butting into business he has no right to be digging into than anything else.

But, hey. If all that creepin' Big Red did on him could lead to something halfway decent? Then why not.]


I pushed it, a little. Maybe. I don't know, I-- uh. Brought it up and he said he'd agree if you would. Yanno, because you're both special, or something. Special science buddies who have some communication issues.

[He shrugs, looking away from the feed and pulling a face.]

He said he was looking forward to it.

Look, um-- yeah, he could be lying, but. If he's not, then. Could be a good thing?

[And if Schmidt was lying? Peter would take full responsibility. He felt like he could handle that. Maybe.

He said he'd try, so here he was... trying.]
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[Video Foreveeer]

[personal profile] peterparker 2013-01-20 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh... no offense taken.

[He got the whole 'wanting to hear it from the spouter's mouth', thing. He'd figured on that, anyway. It wasn't like he'd ever met Schmidt in person... he really didn't give off the vibe of 'this is someone I should invite out for tea and scones and bold conversation'. Peter was aware that to actually broker a truce, it might involve, uh... brokering something.

Not that he was the best at human relations, or even good at them, really. So maybe it was lucky that Schmidt was a lot more like a cartoon character than a human? (...No? Okay.)

Taking a deep breath, Peter nodded. Clearly out of his element, but trying.]


I'll set up a meeting. Between you two. I'll go also-- just to uh. To make sure. Yanno. That everyone's safe.

[Which may sound idiotic, coming from a seventeen year old talking to the lauded Captain America of the Many Propaganda Posters and Famous Muscles, but. Look, guy; he saw you get shot in Nazi Barbie's dream. He's not going to just suggest a play date and leave you to the wolves.

Though... on the topic of not being left out?]


There's, uh. Something else I wanna talk to you about, too. If you got a minute.
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Re: [Video Foreveeer]

[personal profile] peterparker 2013-01-26 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding? 'Course I do. [Well no, he doesn't, but with great power comes great need to babysit old men, apparently. Play nice, guys.] Gotta have someone there to call a time out if things don't go well, right?

[Maybe part of the reason he's calmer about this than he should be is how much he doesn't know. Despite working for Bruce Banner, having spoken to Tony Stark, having everyone and their mom bring up Captain America to him, and dealing with Schmidt for a while now, he doesn't know anything. Not about them, not about their pasts, how they relate...

The longer Peter lives here though, the weirder those forms become and the more looming the feeling that he was missing something. He had a lot of experience with information being kept from him, so he knew the signs.

Then, some kid from Ohio with a lot of comic books let something slip. 'I have your figurines, along with the other Avengers. ...It's complicated.'

Welp. That sounded like one heck of a tree-house club. And since everyone and their mom who knew who Spider-man from 'comic books' also seemed to know Captain America from his comics... well, Peter put one and one together and figured this was his best shot of reaching two.]


I wanna talk to you about the Avengers.

[Gonna just. Gauge the reaction here. If Steve stares at him like he just grew antlers, he'd just cough, change topics and say something about Facebook again. Epic distraction tactic with a guy from World War II.]
Edited 2013-01-26 02:11 (UTC)
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[personal profile] peterparker 2013-01-30 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, gee, shucks.

[He has no idea. Or some idea. Maybe.

Either way, it doesn't make him brave, really. He'll take the compliment and leave it up to test; they'd see how this truce went, if it wasn't a waste of time.

Peter had a feeling he'd learn, one way or another.

Speaking of learning...]


Mind telling me more about them? Guess I should know, if I'm a member.

[That cocky grin? Yeah, it's hiding the fact that he has no idea what that means and wants to so badly because as far as other 'super heroes' go...?

All Peter knows is there are apparently 'a lot' of them here, and unless they're getting an A++ in Secret Identities 101, he isn't sure why the only one he knows about is you.]
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[personal profile] peterparker 2013-02-13 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Peter stares a moment, then slowly smirks... then actually starts to laugh. Not a mean laugh, he's not mocking him or anything, but... 'A Team of Heroes, meant to protect the earth'? That was so cheesy, it could have come right out of a comic book.

So Captain America had to be the real deal. Pretty cool then... huh.]


Welp, sign me up then. You can put it under the name 'Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.'

[Peter clicks his tongue, winks and offers a playful salute.]
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[personal profile] peterparker 2013-03-17 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Please Hold. Peter's Internal Fanboying is going to need just a moment to fan itself after hugging its mental pillow and sighing like a girl. Captain America... wants to work with him?

The biggest, best, most famous hero, the guy in the suit from the comics, the real, live war vet wanted to work with seventeen-year-old, skinny, geeky Peter Parker?

Well, no, he wanted to work with Spider-man, obviously. But, yanno, still. Same thing, mostly.

Taking a breath and a moment to reply, Peter's face might belay some of his unabashed thrill at the idea, even as he quips,]


Well, sure. But only if you think you can keep up with me, old guy. I don't want you breakin' anything, now...

And you can trust me.

[He nods, a little more serious there.]

One-hundred and ten percent.
Edited 2013-03-17 07:10 (UTC)
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[personal profile] peterparker 2013-03-23 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[That earns a little bit of a laugh, but he's not backing down to that. He has sass, goodsir, and he's glad to see you do, too.]

Says the guy who can't even fly! Let me know if you need to hitch a ride; you can have shotgun.

[Happy with this arrangement? Yeah, just a little.

...Not the carrying you part though, Steve. You look kind of bulky. All dem muscles. You can probably just buy a car or something.]
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[personal profile] peterparker 2013-04-20 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Something like that. [He smiles, winks, then nods.] If you're lucky, I'll show you how it's done!

Catch you later, Cap.

[And with that, he's off.]