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[savesthedance]

[Insert witty voicemail message here]

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[savesthedance]

no

[As he won't tell her. And please don't look at his face, he's rather flustered.]

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[technetronic]

[That's why he's getting copies made to stick to random places in the tower. In fact, hello that is your flustered face on the screen in the wall in front of you.]

One word answers now? Okay I can do that.

Grunt. Huff. Hnn.

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[savesthedance]

i wont tel her ok happu

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[technetronic]

You really like that gif, don't you.

Fine, I'll skip the sex ed in exchange for your silence.

But I've got to tell you. If you don't fulfil her needs, eventually she's going to go looking elsewhere for them.

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[savesthedance]

gif/? my lovee lfe isnty our bisness

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[technetronic]

(An animated picture is colloquially called a gif after the file extension that supports it.)

Welcome to the 21st century. Your love life is now considered the news. Hopefully your one night stands won't sell details about your dick to magazines like they did mine.

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[savesthedance]

uhhh what

[Strange terms, and....he's only got eyes for Peggy, not that they've even done that. And she would never sell him out?]

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[technetronic]

That reminds me. I'm asking out of purely scientific curiosity by the way, it's either this or the shield and I'm pretty sure you sleep with that shield so this seems like the safer bet.

Did the serum really make everything bigger? Like really everything?

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[savesthedance]

[yes, he legit just sent a blank text. Because he had no idea how to even respond to that, and he accidentally hit the send button. The keys were seriously too small on this thing.]

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[technetronic]

JARVIS, did I just kill Captain America?

Shit, don't be dead. Don't be dead. Come on bring up the cameras in his room.

[...]

Jesus Christ, you scared me there. Hello?

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[savesthedance]

srry sent thaat ona acccciden

[NO COMMENT ON THE PREVIOUS COMMENT.]

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[technetronic]

[]

Yeah, don't do that again. I've got a bad ticker, remember.

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[savesthedance]

i remeember just didnt kno u carred wat happpens to me

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[technetronic]

[...]

I don't.

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[savesthedance]

yeah ?

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[technetronic]

[Don't take it personally. He can't even tell Pepper how much she means to him.]

You're mistaking vague interest for caring.

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[savesthedance]

Whaatevr u sayt